True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
- Albert Einstein
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
- Charles Caleb Colton
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
- H. L. Mencken
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- Groucho Marx
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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